Duck Dynasty Season Premieres October 10

 

Duck Dynasty's Season Premiere is Wednesday October 10 10/9 c on A&E. The series follows the Robertsons. The family built a successful duck call business. Their antics range from going after honey in a bees' nest to putting duck decoys on the roof to see if Google Space Maps really work. They are one of a kind. I luv to watch Duck Dynasty!

The country folk are witty. A&E's website lists Robertsons' quotes. These are the best.

"Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the arm wrestling circuit." — Jase

"Where I come from, you don't mess with another man's woman or his hat." — Jase

"I didn't get the sophisticated gene in this family. I started the sophisticated gene in this family."— Willie

 "Squirrel brains make you smart." — Kay

 "I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.'" — Si

"I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie." — Si